WASD move · mouse look · CLICK (or hold) dig · SPACE jump
fall 10m and the screen goes red · 15m and you are buried with everything 1–9 / scroll selects the hotbar · E or RIGHT-CLICK uses it · the bar shows only what you own
🔥 torches light the deep (F works too) · 🧨 dynamite falls, then removes a sphere (G)
📦 crates: one-way underground storage — E on a placed crate dumps your pack for $0
🪜 rungs bolt to walls · SPACE climbs, SHIFT descends, no fall damage while holding on
🔫 flares: a violet star the whole region sees · 🪧 signs: 12 painted characters (one promotion required) B opens the company store — at the SURFACE only · sell everything, buy better everything
deeper earth pays better: coal → copper → iron → silver → gold → amethyst → diamond the JOBS signpost by your X posts contract sets of 3 — complete ALL THREE for a bonus and a fresh set
contracts completed climb the ranks: INTERN → … → VP OF REMOVAL · a stuck contract rerolls for a fee that climbs 5× each time (resets each set)
recruiting contracts: this page's URL is your invite link — a first-time digger joining through it counts T opens approved workplace expressions (T-T repeats your last) — higher feelings unlock with rank
TAB shows the all-time leaderboard · every name links to a full personnel file at /report pack full? haul it to the store — or HOLD K to be buried with it
your grave is a real block holding your entire fortune · anyone may dig it up · insurance saves you from one accident (respawn topside, keep everything) — premiums rise per claim company memos are buried below 4 meters · J opens your dossier · there is a door in the bedrock. do not dig.

You are about to permanently retire one company drone. Its lease ends immediately. No severance is owed. No refund is issued.

The drone will not remember this. You might.

KEEP IT RUNNING DECOMMISSION

FUNDS: $0