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PLANETARY REMOVAL SERVICE

COMPANY REPORT · FORM 27-B · GENERATED Thu, 15 Oct 2026 04:14:53 GMT · REFRESHES ITSELF
31,746,390 / 999,000,000,000 BLOCKS REMOVED · 99.996822183% OF THE EARTH REMAINS · CURRENT PACE 277/MIN · GONE IN 6,857 YEARS

WORKFORCE

employees (all time)2,974
shifts clocked7,241
contracts completed5,365 (1,521 sets cleared · 332 promotions)
on site right now2
peak concurrency19
hours worked158d 10h 20m
drones deployed211
drones commissioned172 (175 ever · 46 legacy rigs)
drones decommissioned0 (reclaimed — a shareholder privilege)
jetpacks issued74 (16,131 fuel cans)
headlamps issued87 (28,500 batteries)
nameplates / drills issued37 / 52
sites disturbed592 of 55,696

CASUALTIES

deaths in service2,368
· resignations (K)1,477
· gravity incidents831
· dynamite incidents60
graves standing526
graves robbed1,821 ($16,385,631)
wealth interred$17,245,666

LABOR OUTPUT

blocks by employees9,526,290
blocks by drones5,103,230
blocks by drill4,152,430
blocks by dynamite17,183,541
trees felled62,726
tombstones exhumed1,821
deepest excavation96m
gross value extracted$95,102,496

EQUIPMENT ISSUED

shovel upgrades2,608
backpack upgrades2,390
drills sold52 (163 bits worn through)
drill bits fitted676 (117 tier upgrades)
torches acquired145,875
torches placed116,611
torches burning now82,427
dynamite armed318,422
ladder rungs sold15,000 (7,479 bolted to walls)
flare shells sold284 (169 signals fired)
signposts sold770 (236 standing)
snacks vended746 (465 consumed on the clock)
store outposts sold254 (171 deployed at bedrock)
workplace expressions filed624 (most common: 👋)
storage crates sold280
crates in the deep39 (156 smashed)
blocks entombed in crates73,714 (paid $0 — as agreed)

SECURITY DIVISION

dig-rate violations blocked7,594
teleport attempts blocked7,018
flight attempts blocked5
charges refused (reach/rate)503
fraudulent balances corrected16,841

MATERIALS LEDGER

stone23,498,660 ($46,997,320 gross)
sand2,634,211 ($2,634,211 gross)
coal1,542,623 ($12,340,984 gross)
copper1,417,598 ($14,175,980 gross)
iron922,495 ($18,449,900 gross)
dirt491,280 ($491,280 gross)
silver479,571 ($14,387,130 gross)
sod304,067 ($304,067 gross)
gold268,088 ($16,085,280 gross)
amethyst113,816 ($13,657,920 gross)
leaves54,164 ($54,164 gross)
diamond41,558 ($12,467,400 gross)
fossil23,904 ($11,952,000 gross)
wood12,506 ($37,518 gross)
artifact6,834 ($13,668,000 gross)
company memo1,370 ($68,500 gross)
block 8316 ($0 gross)

WORKFORCE ORIGIN

United States 1,310 · United Kingdom 210 · Canada 203 · Germany 200 · The Netherlands 87 · Australia 85
+ 29 digger(s) from unmapped territories

TOP REMOVERS (ALL TIME)

1. Naomi2,886,389 blocks
2. Furthea2,115,958 blocks
3. Dumbo 31,223,154 blocks
4. gman47608,029 blocks
5. frisco582,572 blocks
6. undefined input569,789 blocks
7. 4za4s523,659 blocks
8. Zatack7520,677 blocks
9. DINKLE314470,311 blocks
10. agh372,051 blocks

ACTIVE DIGGERS (2 ON SHIFT)

Dumbo 3 SHAREHOLDERsite 0118-0115 · 1,223,210 blocks · 2h 40m
Killaqo SHAREHOLDERsite 0120-0119 · 304,065 blocks · 16h 50m
COMPANY FINANCIALS
revenue (gross extraction)$95,102,496
EBITDA (company-adjusted)$77,856,830
market capitalisation$12,445,687,100
shares outstanding56,571,305
shareholders on the register22
THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS
Killaqo CHAIRMAN27,136,939 sh · $5,970,126,580
Zatack7 EXECUTIVE BOARD11,955,517 sh · $2,630,213,740
gman47 EXECUTIVE BOARD6,400,000 sh · $1,408,000,000
lul EXECUTIVE BOARD4,000,000 sh · $880,000,000
TERTIUS BOARD MEMBER2,807,261 sh · $617,597,420
undefined input BOARD MEMBER2,528,408 sh · $556,249,760
Dumbo 3 BOARD MEMBER1,010,507 sh · $222,311,540
4za4s BOARD MEMBER620,000 sh · $136,400,000
unknown BOARD MEMBER100,400 sh · $22,088,000

COMPANY STOCK

share price$220
fair value (anchor)$233
volume traded794,581,177 shares · 1,235,491 trades
shares outstanding56,571,305 held by 19
shareholders22 of 48 cleared
dividends declared0

FRONT OFFICE (TRAFFIC)

landing page visits13,430
game loads (/play)15,377
damage map views1,128
report views (this page)108,361
personnel file pulls1,608
referrals credited751 (411 pending)
visit → shift conversion47.1%

SYSTEM

server uptime3d 18h 13m
server boots62
memos unearthed2,792 (32 of 32 in circulation)
chunks resident in memory3,850
world clockdaylight
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